It's Flashbeagle, Charlie Brown

Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt:
Gym is my favorite class. I'm so dumb I wish all classes were gym. I sure look forward to gym.

Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt:
Marcie, what answer did you put down for question 4?

Marcie:
6 x 12 is 72.

Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt:
72? I put down green!

Marcie:
*Green*? Why did you put down green?

Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt:
I thought it was a trick question.

Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt:
You know something, Chuck, I may not be as pretty as that little redhead girl, and I may not have naturally curly hair like Frieda, and I may not be as smart as Lucy, but I've got one thing none of them has, I'm in shape!

Lucy:
[singing] Lucy says I want to be the queen of the world, yes I do. Lucy says I want everything my way. Lucy says I'm gonna be a beautiful girl, yes I am. Lucy says I wanna marry Schroeder somedaaaay!

Schroeder:
Oh good grief!

Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt:
[singing] I run 5 miles every morning, I do 100 pushups every day. I pedal every night, take a swim, take a hike, I'm in shape, I'm in shape, I'm in shape.

Charlie Brown:
[to Snoopy, asleep on top of his doghouse] Do you realize what you're becoming? I don't know what you're becoming, but I do know what you're not becoming. You don't do *any* of the things a dog is supposed to do. You don't bark at strangers, you don't bring in the morning paper, you're not even bringing me my slippers at night. In the old days, dogs used to round up sheep, who guard them in case wolves attack. I never see you round up any sheep. I bet you don't even know what one looks like. You don't try to follow me to school, and you don't meet me when I come home. There's nothing worse than owning a dog who isn't a dog.

Charlie Brown:
What are you doing, Sally?

Sally Brown:
I'm waiting for my sweet baboo.

Linus van Pelt:
I am *not* your sweet baboo!

Sally Brown:
I'm waiting here because my sweet baboo asked me to have the next dance with him.

Linus van Pelt:
I DID *NOT*!

Sally Brown:
Well, you should have!

Charlie Brown:
Oh, brother.

Lucy:
[she notices Charlie Brown making faces at the sight of Snoopy and Woodstck drinking punch out of other people's cups] You know, Charlie Brown, you'll have to do something about your face. [sips her punch] It's impossible to talk to someone when they're making such sour faces.

Marcie:
You missed it, sir. We've been studying the human head.

Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt:
Somehow I feel like I should get you for something, Marcie, but I don't know what.

Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt:
Marcie, you haven't drawn a thing!

Marcie:
Some of us are just patrons of the arts, sir.

Charlie Brown:
Are you ready for the party tonight, Sally?

Sally Brown:
I remember the last time I went to a party. Linus called up and asked me if I would like to go to a party. And I said yes. Then when we got there, Linus asked me if I would like to dance. And I said yes. Then after we danced, Linus said, "Would you like a glass of punch?" And I said "Yes. That would be very nice. I would like to have a glass of punch."

Charlie Brown:
I don't believe that ever happened!

Sally Brown:
Well, it should have!

Sally Brown:
[as she presents Snoopy for show-and-tell] A dog is not only man's best friend. But he's also a protector, a defender, a ferocious friend in need - indeed.

Charlie Brown:
[as he and Sally walk home with Snoopy after school; last lines] I don't know what to do about Snoopy. I should give him a good lecture the away he carries on.

Sally Brown:
You just leave him alone. That's the first time I ever got an A in show-and-tell.

Charlie Brown:
[as he prepares to head to school, he sees Snoopy on his doghouse] Go back! Stay, stay! Don't follow me to school! Stay, stay! [Snoopy gets up, then flops over] Some kids have dogs that follow them to school.

Lucy:
Hey Patty, we're still bumping into each other. Let *me* be the caller.

Sally Brown:
We don't need a caller Lucy, we need a vaccuum cleaner!

Charlie Brown:
Flashbeagle? I can't stand it!