Life as We Know It

Holly Berenson:
They love Sophie more than anything in they entire world, and out of everyone, Messer, they picked us.

Eric Messer:
Just because you accept help from someone, doesn't mean you have failed. It just means you're not in it alone.

Eric Messer:
So I'm at the drug store and it dawns on me that women stare at men carrying a baby like a guy will stare at a woman with a great rack.

Eric Messer:
If me at any age of my life could see me right now he would kick my cat ass, you know that?

Eric Messer:
I never had to think for three people before, hell, I barely had to think for one.

Sam:
If my wife and I fought like that... we'd still be married.

Eric Messer:
Having somebody help you doesn't mean that you fail, it just means that you're not in it alone.

Simon:
You know what marriage is like? Imagine a prison, and they don't change anything.