Man in the Mirror

[first lines]

Apple Joe:
Look at the mess everything is in! You know, every piece of news you find is bad!

Smitty:
Look, Joe, I don't *make* the news, I *sell* it.

First Tourist:
Can you tell me where MacDougal Street is?

Apple Joe:
Now, look. I sell apples, not information. Okay?

Second Tourist:
Can you tell me where this place is, here?

Apple Joe:
Not information, *apples*!

Apple Joe:
C'mon, apples here! Keep those doctor's away!

Apple Joe:
She's in trouble, she needs money, and she's going about it the wrong way, that's all.

Officer Hargrove:
Well, let's just rush right over there and snatch her out of the jaws of sin!

Kendra:
[a virgin trying to become a prostitute] Can't we do this with my clothes on?

Apple Joe:
Boy! For an indigent lady, you sure travel heavy!

Apple Joe:
Will you take off those damn glasses!

Wallace Jones:
When you go back to what you were doing before, that's when I'll take off the glasses. Not a second before.

Officer Hargrove:
How come you're not blind anymore?

Wallace Jones:
'Cause I want to see things as they really are. And I do.

[last lines]

Apple Joe:
C'mon in. [lifts ribbon to allow Fallen Soldier to enter neighborhood]