Metrosexuality

Pablo:
Like my Da always said..."If you're gonna be single, might as well sin girl".

Kwame:
If you've never even DONE anything, how do you know you're gay?

Dean:
I just woke up one morning with pink pubic hair. What can I say?

Kwame:
Right. Don't get militant! Cheese on Bread! If I wanted my head ripped off by a bitchy queen, I'd of stayed home with me Da.

Jaye:
Straight girls always say they hate the first time, but they always go back for more. Guess boys are an acquired taste, like Guinness and black olives.

[calling to his boyfriend who's in the bathroom as he writhes on their bed...]

Bambi:
You've got ten seconds to wash your face... Or I'm starting without you. I'm gonna do more than just good old-fashioned "make your dreams come true." Times up! I'm gonna make your reality compete with your dreams.

Cindy:
You don't mind straights. do you?

Gabriel:
So long as they stick to hairdressing and don't get above themselves.