Page One: Inside the New York Times

Shane Smith:
I'm a regular guy and I go to these places and I go, "OK, everyone talked to me about cannibalism, right? Everyone talked about cannibalism." Now I'm getting a lot of sh*t for talking about cannibalism. Whatever. Everyone talked to me about cannibalism! That's f***ing crazy! So the actual... our audience goes, 'That's f***ing insane, like, that's nuts!' The New York Times, meanwhile, is writing about surfing, and I'm sitting there going like, 'You know what? I'm not going to talk about surfing, I'm going to talk about cannibalism, because that f***s me up.'

David Carr:
Just a sec. Time out. Before you ever went there, we've had reporters there reporting on genocide after genocide. Just because you put on a f***ing safari helmet and looked at some poop doesn't give you the right to insult what we do. So, continue.

Man being Interviewed:
Journalism is a tool