Pardners

Slim Mosely Jr.:
[waiting with Carol to meet Mrs. Kingsley] Oh, don't worry - I'll make a good impression.

Slim Mosely Jr.:
[he sits on an old chair and in collapses just as Matilda comes into the room screaming in horror] My antique chair!

Slim Mosely Jr.:
[relieved] Well, I'm glad it was only an old one.

Slim Mosely Jr.:
[to Wade Jr] Wade Kingsley Junior? That's what they mean by a family skeleton, huh?

Wade Kingsley Jr.:
Well, I tell you what we could do. We could first ...

Slim Mosely Jr.:
There's no "we!" There's "me" and there's "you," and "you" I don't want to see anymore!

Wade Kingsley Jr.:
Yeah, but I thought maybe even ...

Slim Mosely Jr.:
Don't "thought!" It's over! Good-bye and good luck! [walks away]