Ratchet & Clank

Cora:
Got a long line of citations here. Possession of an illegal gravity repulsor?

Ratchet:
Oh, that was a misunderstanding. I thought that space pirate was on the level.

Brax:
Operation of a black market accelerator?

Ratchet:
"Operation" is a strong word. It blew up as soon as I turned it on!

Cora:
Willful disruption of the space-time continuum?

Ratchet:
That is a funny story…

Qwark:
You're reckless, you're a loose cannon, and you're dangerous! That's my shtick!

Ratchet:
Wait! Just gimme a chance!

Qwark:
Sorry, no time! Galaxy in jeopardy! Get back out there, and remember, you can do anything... as long as you're me! NEXT!

Warbot Defect (Clank):
I must get to Aleero City! [falls over] They are in danger!

Ratchet:
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, who's in danger?

Warbot Defect:
An army is coming. I must warn them!

Ratchet:
Hang on, slow down. You've been in a crash! What do you say we get you back to my garage? I'll run a diagnostic and have you fixed up in no time.

Defect:
Thank you. I appreciate the assistance.

Ratchet:
It's no problem. [helps Clank to his feet] So what do I call you?

Defect:
I suppose my proper designation is warbot defect 85429– [falls over again]

Ratchet:
Maybe I'll just call ya... "Clank". My name's Ratchet. Up and down… There you go. You're a natural.

Clank:
Ratchet, we are clearly not prepared for this. We should have contacted the rangers to warn them of the attack!

Ratchet:
Haha! Yeah, like they'd know who we are!

Clank:
But you said they were your friends!

Ratchet:
Whaaaaat...? I think you're quoting me out of context.

Clank's recorder:
[playing recording of Ratchet's voice] The rangers are actually my, uh… friends!

Ratchet:
Do you record everything I say?

Clank's recorder:
[playing recording of Ratchet's voice] Do you record everything I say?