Seeing Double

Rachel:
[after entering a room full of clones] Is that Posh Spice eating a steak and kidney pie?

Hannah:
Well that proves she's not the real thing. There's Robbie Williams having a food fight with Eminem.

Tina:
And Ozzy Osbourne! I can't believe they cloned Ozzy Osbourne.

Bradley:
No, that's the real Ozzy Osbourne. Victor never cloned him. He's a mad scientist, but he's not insane.

Tina:
(After seeing the double Rachel and Hannah going in the shower with real Bradley): Wait, you can't do that!

Jon:
[after Plan Q is activated] Don't worry, I've seen this bit a thousand times; the heroes always save the day

Hannah:
Right, so where are the heroes?

Rachel:
We're the heroes, you muke

Jo:
That's it. He's fired.

Tina:
Can we fire him? I mean, we signed a contract.

Jon:
Yeah, but has anyone ever actually read the contract? I mean, apparently Alistair can make us weed his yeard. And you know if he ever needs a kidney transplant, one of us has got to be the donor.

Rachel:
I said we should have got a proper lawyer instead of your uncle Peter.

Hannah:
My uncle Peter knows the legal system a lot better than any other lawyer.

Jo:
Your uncle's an ex-con.

Hannah:
[Comes out wearing all of her clothes at once] I'm not taking a suitcase, I'll look far too suspicious.

Alistair:
"A lot of people would love to be in your shoes."

Jon:
"Not in Jo's. Her feet stink."

Male Reporter:
Do you see yourselves as a manufactured band?

Jon:
"Do you see yourself as a war correspondent?