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You're not punking me on this thing?
Stephie, this has to be a hoax, okay? It's gotta be. There's no way a shark-octopus fishy thing really exists.
Well, I hope you're right.
Trust me, okay? There is no such thing as a sharktopus.
[the sharktopus grabs and pulls him into the water]
Were you a lawyer in a past life? Or no, maybe you worked at the DMV. Do you feel nothing, Stacy? That guy was killed in front of us inches away. Inches away! Gosh. He was kind of a nice guy, you know? Smell a little funky, but he was okay. Now he's dead.
And that's tragic truly. But the story of a lifetime is right out that door. And we can find it thanks to Pez's map.
Oh, come on, Bones. He would've wanted it this way. Don't let his death mean nothing.
You are so full of crap.
I know, but you're coming with me anyway.
Attention all hands. This is your captain speaking. We're getting more reports of this half shark, half octopus creature that's terrorizing the coast, but please don't panic. There is a way we can stop this thing. Virgin sacrifices. Yes, the Mexican Fish and Game Commission assures me the only way to appease this beast is to offer it a beautiful virgin, preferably 18 to 25 years old. I repeat - sharktopus wants our virgins.
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