Some Kind of Crazy

[Lisa has just been asked how her boyfriend is]

Lisa:
Steve? He's dead, I killed him.

[after Lisa has made repeated advances toward Glen while they are trying to clean up the corpses]

Glen:
We're not getting back together! That was in the past! If you want to live in the past, then you better build a time machine and jump in it and go back to the past! We are in the future [pause, he thinks] Well, it's the present. Buts it's the future from the past. And when we get the future - well, it'll still be the present because that's [pause] when we'll [pause] be there [pause, Lisa is confused] F*** you! [he turns to walk away then spins back around] Wait, I've got it! [presses her against the wall and speaks quickly and fervently] If you want to live in the past, you live in the past! But we're in the present and we're moving towards the future! There's no way of getting back to the past unless you use a time machine which we don't have!

Lisa:
Are you as turned on as I am?