Stage Door Cartoon

Bugs Bunny:
I'll do it, but I'll probably hate myself in the morning!

Elmer Fudd:
Which way did he go? Which way did he go?

Elmer Fudd:
[Carries fishing gear] I bet you think I'm going fishing. No. Bewieve it or not, I'm hunting a certain wascawwy wabbit. [Hooks a carrot onto fishing hook] Wabbits wove cawwots. [casts line into rabbit hole] Pwetty cwafty, eh?

Southern Sheriff:
[to Elmer, who has no pants on] You're under arrest for indecent southern exposure. Is agin' the law. Get a-goin'! It's the hoosegow for you, bub.

[as they are leaving the theater, a Bugs Bunny cartoon starts playing]

Southern Sheriff:
Say, just a moment. Hold your horses. It's one of them Bugs Bunny cartoonies a-comin' on. I just dotes on that there critter's doin's. Sit, son. I ain't a gonna miss this'n.

Bugs Bunny:
[On screen] Eh, what's up, Doc?

Southern Sheriff:
[Laughing] Look at that critter! What a scalawag! Don't he beat all?

[On screen, Bugs is putting on the sheriff costume]

Southern Sheriff:
I can't stand it! He's a-killin' me!

Elmer Fudd:
Hey! Wait a minute, you impostor. You're not shewiff. You're the wabbit in disguise. Off with it, you twickster. [Tears off the sheriff's clothes; he's not Bugs Bunny after all]

Southern Sheriff:
Hmm. You'll swing for this, sir! [as the sheriff escorts Elmer out of the theater, the band conductor takes off his wig and reveals himself as Bugs]

Bugs Bunny:
[Imitating Jimmy Durante] Ah-ha-ha-ha! I got a million of them!