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You think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman?
What are you, cracked?
No, I saw him on TV the other day, he was holding five elephants in one hand.
Boy, you don't know nothing. Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. Superman's a real guy. There's no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy.
I guess you're right. It'd be a good fight though.
...the main guy of the story is a fat kid that nobody likes named Davie Hogan.
Like Charlie Hogan's brother. If he had one.
Good Vern. Go on, Gordie.
Well this kid is our age but he's fat, real fat. He weighs close to one-eighty. But you know it's not his fault it's his glands.
Oh yeah, my cousin's like that, sincerely. She weighs over three hundred pounds. Supposed to be Hyboid Gland or something. Well I don't know about any Hyboid Glands, but what a blimp. No shit. she looks like a Thanksgiving turkey. And you know this one time...
Shut up, Vern.
Yeah, yeah, right. Go on, Gordie, it's a swell story.
I'll kill you!
You come on and try it, you slimy bastard.
He wants you to come over there so he can beat the piss out of you and take you to the cops.
You watch your mouth, smart guy! Let him do his own fighting.
Sure, you only outweigh him by 500 pounds, fat ass!
I know your name. You're Lachance. I know all you guys and all your fathers are gonna get a call from me. Except for the looney up in Togus.
Aah! I'll kill you!
You foul mouthed hula master!
You son of a bitch! Nobody ranks on my old man. My father stormed the beach at Normandy! He stormed the beach, you faggot!
Hey, Eyeball's right, Charlie. They ain't never gonna find him.
Would you hold still? You're making me f*** up the snake part.
I'll tell you how they're gonna find him. Ten years from now, some hunter's gonna go in the woods to take a leak, wind up pissing on his bones.
I bet you a thousand bucks, they'll find him before then.
Bet you two thousands bucks, they don't.
Hey, what's the big deal? Who cares?
Why, don't you two just shut the f*** up? If either of you assholes had a$1000, I'd kill you both.
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