Super Short Show

Mike, Sally:
[repeatedly] And now you know. Cause it's Mike's Super Short Show.

[discussing Disney's Sky High; Mike claims he can see the future]

Mike:
Tomorrow... Sally will be even more annoying than she is today.

Sally:
Oh, I'll make sure that happens.

[discussing Eight Below:
Mike and Sally meet the dogs from the movie and their trainers]

Sally:
These dogs are smarter than I am.

Mike:
Yep.

Cousin Stevie:
Mike, the lasagna is falling, the lasagna is falling!

Mike:
Yeah right. I'm not falling for that one again.

[Leans back and the lasagna falls]

Cousin Stevie:
[In slow motion:] Nooooo... [Normal:] Hee hee ha hee ha ah ha hee.

Mike:
Scotty, there's the door. Over there.

Howard Berger:
Thanks for letting us hang out... in your... closet.

Mike:
[Smiles nervously] Any... time. [chuckles]