The Addams Family
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Is this made from real lemons?
I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons?
I'll tell you what- I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?
Are they made from real Girl Scouts?
[faking an over-the-top Germanic accent] Mr. Addams, I beleef I am understandink. I can help. Jais? Ze theory of displacement, is zis familiar?
Oh, it is too exciting! I vill explain.
[eagerly] Is it unpleasant?
Deeply. Your very own bruzzer, you drive him avay. Go, off viz you! But zen, you are feelink ze little black monster.
Guilt! Jais! Your bruzzer returns, you feel guilty- you displace.
Can it, Gordon! Stop dragging your feet! You disgust me! You're nothing but a useless sniveling baby! A stone around my neck! What was I thinking? I should have left you where I found you!
No tricks, Gomez! That's the wrong book! Allow me.
Good show, old man.
Put that book down, Gordon! You don't know what it can do! It's not just literture!
Quickly, my darling!
Gordon I'm your friend, think of the doubloons!
They're not yours, Tully! Back off!
Leather straps, red-hot pokers...
Later, my dearest.
Keep the book closed, Gordon. Listen to mother!
I'll never listen to you, never, ever again!
I had to be strict with you because I cared! Put it down!
You never really loved me!
Fester, this way!
Stop whining, you little good-for-nothing! Be a man!
You were a terrible mother! There! I said it!
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