The Doctor Takes a Wife

June Cameron:
The modern woman can match the modern man fiber for fiber and have a rib left over.

Dr. Timothy Sterling:
[holding a bottle of liquor] Ten years old.

June Cameron:
That's more than I can say for you.

John R. Pierce:
You know, he's stubborn.

June Cameron:
That's an understatement.

Dr. Timothy Sterling:
[from the bedroom] Where are my pants!

June Cameron:
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. That man in there really isn't my husband. He's a... he's a prowler!

Reporter:
Lady, I don't care what your husband does for a living.

June Cameron:
You know, you and that little bundle of boredom are going to make a charming couple. And when people don't ask you out, don't blame it all on her.

Dr. Timothy Sterling:
You know, it strikes me you're laboring under the impression that you're superior to Marilyn. Well, maybe in sarcasm, yes. But when it comes to... why, you couldn't lure me out of a burning building.

June Cameron:
You know, marriage is no longer the answer to a maiden's prayer. Oh, slaving over a hot stove all day is all right for some of the more backward members of our sex, but there's a new kind of woman coming into the fore... the kind who refuse to subordinate her personality to that of the egotistical male.

June Cameron:
[to Timothy] Now, listen to me, my microscopic friend, you might be able to give orders to thay barnacle you're engaged to, but the last time a man tries it on me, I was six, and he was seven, and for one solid hour I beat him over the head with my all-day sucker!

Dr. Timothy Sterling:
[to June] You're so brittle that one of these cold days you're gonna break up into a million pieces, and when that happens, I want a seat right in the grandstand!

Dr. Timothy Sterling:
[Referring to June's whiskey] Well, ten years old.

June Cameron:
More than I can say for you!

John R. Pierce:
[to Timothy] You're a very lucky man. You've made money while you were asleep.

June Cameron:
[to Timothy] Now, in spite of what you and little Chester here may think, the modern woman can match you men fiber for fiber and have a rib left over.