The Heavenly Kid

[after learning that he's going Uptown]

Bobby:
I'll be damned!

Rafferty:
Couldn't you put that another way?

Rafferty:
Going somewhere?

Bobby:
Yeah, Uptown.

Rafferty:
No, you're not.

Bobby:
What do you mean, I'm not? I saved his life, didn't I? What am I supposed to do?

Rafferty:
Become his friend.

Bobby:
You gotta be kidding me.

Rafferty:
He needs someone to talk to.

Bobby:
Well, buy him a German Shepherd.

Rafferty:
He thinks he's worthless.

Bobby:
Well, he might be on to something!

Rafferty:
It's your job to show him he's not.

Bobby:
How am I supposed to do that?

Rafferty:
That is up to you!

Bobby:
[after seeing Lenny in action] What a spazola! So, who is it? Which one of these lucky cats is my assignment?

Rafferty:
The "spazola."

Bobby:
A while? A while? There's a f***ing Viking in here!

Bobby:
Emily, there's something I've been wanting to tell you for a long time... I love you, Emily.

Bobby:
Look, Emily, I got to go now, but I'll always be with you.

Bobby:
I got it covered.

Lenny Barnes:
[picked up from Bobby] I got it covered.

Bobby:
Pretty cool, huh, kid?

Lenny Barnes:
Yeah, I'll be the only kid in school with a bullet-proof head.

Bobby:
Hey, Good Looking.

Emily Barnes:
Bobby? [faints]

Bobby:
Aw, have a heart, Joe! The kid just got laid!

Emily Barnes:
[to Bobby] Who you waiving at?