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It's definitely time to relocate.
It's too bad we had to f*** up the school. I feel bad for the kids tomorrow, man.
They'll be okay. At least it's their school again.
Yeah. Where the hell we gonna go, man?
Uh, how's L.A. sound?
More bomb threats.
I heard the schools out there have a major drug problem.
No! Ah, no, no more schools, man. Forget it.
You don't want soldiers, you want killers.
You know, you'll have to excuse me here Shale, 'cause I wasn't aware there was that much of a difference.
Oh, there's a difference. You wanna know what the difference is?
Yeah, I'll play. You tell me what the difference is. But I don't want any...
[pins him to the wall] The difference is... the difference is, you're still breathing.
[about bowel sounds] Hey, that cereal really does work.
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