Haley: She packed it in. She was a showgirl. Great legs. I got her legs, what do you think?
Lucas: Hey, it's the wizard! I hope you don't get nervous like last time. We wouldn't want you to..."wiz" on someone!
Sam: I don't believe this. I got the scroll weapon, and I almost beat Mecha-Turtle at the end of level three!
Corey: It's like the Adventures of Link. He has to find Zelda, you have to find a house. Same difference!
Haley: Boy, is THAT sexist.
Corey: It's not sexist! It's... romantic.
Corey: So, according to this, we're in Goblin Valley. Great. I mean, I mean, I mean... it couldn't be Happy Valley or Wonderful Valley. Goblin Valley. Why not, Axe Murderer's Valley?
Putnam: Alright, I'm looking for a couple of kids. This one's a mental case, have you seen them?
Pinball Teen: Does he dress like you?
Pinball Teen: Then he can't be too much of a case, alright?
Corey: Yeah, well, uh, just keep your Power Gloves off her, pal, huh?
Corey: 50,000! You scored 50,000 points on Double Dragon?
Lucas: I love the power glove, it's so bad.
Lucas: I love the Power Glove. Its so bad.
Nick: That cannot possibly be one of the four major food groups
Sam: It's a casserole genius.
Nick: Pop I think we got it.
Sam: Wait a second. I'm on the sixth palace of Hyrule. Yeah! I got past the river devil.
Sam: What the hell are you doing? I had the magic key. I got the cross. I was closing in on the barbarian!
Nick: You're losing it pop.
Sam: Hey where the hell are we?
Nick: What is that? Donuts?
Sam: Yeah. So?
Nick: That's disgusting.
Sam: Ha ha. From the guy who steals my pickup, who stays up drinking. From the guy with a foul mouth, that's a compliment.
Corey: Two tickets to California.
Corey: Is Los Angeles specific enough?
Putnam: All right! All right! This is no need to get crazy. It's very hot. This is a professional matter.
Nick: You know Bateman, I always knew that you were a jerk. I just until now thought that it was guilt by association.
Putnam: I want all of your driver's license numbers! All of you! I want your driver's license numbers!
Putnam: Oh my god!
Putnam: I touched her breast! She doesn't have breasts!
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