Expiration Date2014/I

Spy:
[drawing card from Bucket list] Our first dying wish is Scout's! He's... drawn a picture of me getting hit by a car. [examines closely] I have... something radiating off me.

Scout:
Yeah, those are stink lines. [to Heavy] That's why the car hit 'em: because he smells!

Spy:
Yes, I see. [pulls another card] Here you have drawn me having sexual congress with the Eiffel Tower...

Scout:
Heh heh heh.

Spy:
[pulls another card]... Eiffel Tower having sexual congress with me...

Scout:
Heh heh heh.

Spy:
[pulls yet another card]... both of us relaxing, post-coitus...

Demoman:
[mouthing] "Post-coitus"?

Spy:
[continuing]... I'm crying and the Eiffel Tower has stink lines coming off of it, did anyone besides Scout put a card into the bucket?

Scout:
Oh man, classic Scout!

Spy:
Fantastic. This was a huge waste of my time.

Soldier:
You did not read mine!

Scout:
[sighs] Does it say you want the bucket?

Soldier:
Yes!

Spy:
[pushes bucket towards Soldier, lights cigarette] See you all in Hell.