Firesign Theatre Presents 'Hot Shorts'

     

Firesign Theatre Presents 'Hot Shorts'1983

Genre: Comedy


Butt Buster:
[after fighting the Nazi smokers] Herr Fatso couldn't handle his smoke.

Captain Smokestopper:
And I handle myself. You're talking to Captain Smokestopper.

Butt Buster:
Really? You're putting me on!

Captain Smokestopper:
I'll prove it. This is the ring I got for not smoking in the bathroom at St. Nicotine's...just like yours. That's right, Butt. Captain Galvoiser told us all about you.

Butt Buster:
And I read all about YOU in the "Straight People's Weekly," didn't I?

Captain Smokestopper:
I wrote the story, and I took the picture in one of those booths for a quarter. And I named myself Captain Smokestopper, so I'd never forget to remember my name.

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