George Carlin: Complaints & Grievances

     

George Carlin: Complaints & Grievances2001

Genre: Comedy, Documentary
Complaints and Grievances is the 17th album and twelfth HBO stand-up special by comedian George Carlin. more »


George Carlin:
By now, everybody's supposed to know that when it comes to survival - staying alive - you know, you have to be... you can't be too picky and choosy about the company you're going to keep. You know? Sometimes you have to cooperate with some kind of unsavory people: people you don't like, people you don't trust, people you don't respect. The kind of people you might not even invite into your own home. So, for that reason, tonight I'm announcing my intention to cooperate with the United States government.

[laughter and applause]

George Carlin:
Okay? That's right. Now listen. Yeah, I'm even thinking of lending my support to Governor Bush. Good old Governor Bush. I'm hoping he does a good job. If he does, maybe we might think of electing him president in 2004, okay?

[laughter]

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