Goats2012

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Ellis Whitman:
Goat Man took me on my first trek when I was eleven. Not long after that he taught me how to do bong hits. It doesn't matter where we go on these treks, we just wander. Goat Man says it's the journey that counts, which I know is cliche. In a few days I leave for the prep school my father went to. Goat Man's calling this my farewell trek. He says I should suck up as much of the Sonoran sun as I can, but he's the one doing most of the soaking.

Goat Man:
Whew! You won't have all this at Gates Academy.

Ellis Whitman:
Naked men shouldn't squat.