God, Inc.2007

HR Director:
Sarah Melody Church, you're going to be Product Development, right?

Sarah:
That's right.

HR Director:
Okay... birth.

Sarah:
June 3, 1976.

HR Director:
And death?

Sarah:
November 5, 2006.

HR Director:
How did you die?

Sarah:
Leukemia.

HR Director:
Ooh, ouch... that sucks.

Sarah:
Yeah, it was pretty painful, but I had the support of my friends and family, so that meant a lot.

HR Director:
Isn't there a cure for that?

Sarah:
No.

HR Director:
[consults desk calendar] Oh yeah, that's next year.