Happy New Year, Charlie Brown1986

Charlie Brown:
[picking up the phone] Hello?

Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt:
Hiya, Chuck, this is Peppermint Patty. Have you thought any more about who you're inviting to the party, Chuck?

Charlie Brown:
No, I haven't thought about that. I'm reading "War and Peace".

Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt:
Aha, I knew it would be me!

Charlie Brown:
Well, as a matter of fact, I'm only on page five of my book.

Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt:
Come on Chuck, remember: you have to invite *somebody*.

Charlie Brown:
Well, I suppose you're right. [lighting up] I wonder if that Little Red-Haired Girl would go with me?

Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt:
What?

Charlie Brown:
Do you think she would?

Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt:
So long forever, Chuck! [hangs up angrily]