Hit and Run2012

[first lines]

Yul Perrkins a.k.a. Charles Bronson:
You're not concentrating. I can tell. You're thinking about emails or text messages or handbags. Taylor Lautner.

Annie Bean:
You don't know that. You don't know what I'm thinking about.

Yul Perrkins a.k.a. Charles Bronson:
[in a whisper] Lautner.

Yul Perrkins a.k.a. Charles Bronson:
Okay, I don't know the specifics, but I know it's some kind of useless racket that's keeping you from concentrating.

Annie Bean:
You don't know squat. I could be thinking about the cure for cancer. In fact, I may have just cracked it, and now you're trying to get me to erase it from my hard drive.

Yul Perrkins a.k.a. Charles Bronson:
You couldn't cure a UTI if you owned a cranberry farm.