Holy Matrimony

Holy Matrimony1994

Stars: Patricia Arquette, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Armin Mueller-Stahl, Tate Donovan
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 93 minutes

Holy matrimony is a phrase used by Christians to describe marriage. See also Christian views of marriage. It may also refer to: Holy Matrimony (1943 film), a 1943 comedy starring Monty Woolley and Gracie Fields Holy Matrimony (1994 film), a comedy … more »



Ezekiel:
[proposing to Havana] Uh... w-will... w-will you um... d-do you wanna...

Wilhelm:
Go ahead, Ezekial, go ahead.

Ezekiel:
Do you wanna...

[hyperventilating]

Ezekiel:
do you... wha... ma... do you wanna... you know what I mean! I can't breathe! I can't breathe!

Havana:
[laughing] You guys have been out in the sun for too long!

Ezekiel:
[still hyperventilating] Do you... marry...

[fed up, throws his hat down]

Ezekiel:
Do you wanna marry me or not, you dumb pig!

Havana:
[to the elders] Guys, I have to admit this is one goofy twist on the whole boy/girl thing, but let's not throw the baby out with the bathwater, okay? If you had told me out on the street that the Bible is the happening book that I now think it is, you could've knocked me over with a feather. But guys, I have seen the light! I have been saved. So if the only way I can stick around here and soak up more of this religion stuff is to get hitched to the little midget, then count me in, honey.

[to Zeke]

Havana:
My answer is yes.

[Zeke faints]

Havana:
I'll marry the little brat, but that little fainting trick has got to go!

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