Homestarrunner.com: Everything Else, Volume 22006

[Homestar awakens from sleeping and looks at the clock, then the window, where it's night out and it's snowing]

Homestar Runner:
Oh, crap, I set the alarm for 10 PM instead of AM again! I was supposed to go Decemberween shopping today!

[He looks at his calendar, the current date reading December 25]

Homestar Runner:
Oh, crap, it's Decemberween already!

[He leaps out of bed and accidentally collides with the closed door]

Homestar Runner:
Oh, crap, I ran into the door!

[He opens the door and falls down the stairs to crashing noises]

Homestar Runner:
Oh, crap, I fell down the stairs.

[He finally makes it out the front door, naked; he groans]

Homestar Runner:
And now, I ran out of the house naked somehow.

[Smiling]

Homestar Runner:
Ooh, but it IS snowing.