Homestarrunner.com: Everything Else, Volume 22006

[Blue Laser Commander ambushes Firebert in an alley and holds out a chocolate bar]

Blue Laser Commander:
Hey, kid, wanna smoke some candy with me?

[Once again, Gunhaver freezes the scene]

Gunhaver:
Pro-positive life tool number three: have your light infantry create a thick smokescreen, then lay down some suppressive fire until the snipers are in position. But look out for surface-to-air antioxidant missiles.

[the scene is shown exactly as Gunhaver describes, with Firebert providing the smoke on Blue Laser Commander, who coughs, and then fires a gun at him. They then duck aside as missiles, supposedly containing green tea, shoot by]

Gunhaver:
Then by the time Reinforcements shows up...

[Reinforcements approaches]

Reinforcements:
Hey, guys.

Gunhaver:
...your mom should be waiting for you in the bus turnaround.