Homestarrunner.com: Everything Else, Volume 22006

[Homestar walks up to Bubs' Concession Stand, where Bubs is looking more depressed than usual. Three cans of yellow paint are on the counter next to him]

Homestar Runner:
Say there, old Bubs. I need three cans of yellow paint and one pair of cool shades.

Bubs:
Sorry, customer, I'm closed.

Homestar Runner:
[perplexed] But you're standing right there. And I see the yellow paint right next to you.

Bubs:
But I'm closed. Cutbacks, layoffs, downsizing, you know the drill.

Homestar Runner:
[looking around] Hey, Bubs, can you steal three cans of yellow paint for me?

Bubs:
[cheering up] I never pass up a chance to stick it to the man! Here ya go! [He gives Homestar the three cans of paint; he then talks in a whisper] I slipped the cool shades in the can number two.

Homestar Runner:
[picking up the cans and leaving] Thanks, Bubs. Power to the people!

Bubs:
I heard that!