Homestarrunner.com: Everything Else, Volume 22006

[Homestar is trying to find a stirring utensil with which to stir Marzipan's Halloween potion. He runs into Bubs standing next to a cart full of objects used as stirring utensil]

Homestar Runner:
Hey, Bubs! Fancy running into you in the middle of the spooky woods selling stirring utensils.

Bubs:
It's a niche market.

Homestar Runner:
So, what kind of concoctions might one stir with your wares?

Bubs:
Well, a little eye of newt, some toe of frog, baby, you got a witches' brew goin'!

Homestar Runner:
Hey, that's my line. So, how do I score one of those jobbies?

Bubs:
Oh, they're free, but you got to *earn* 'em.

Homestar Runner:
Uh, that doesn't sound free at all.

Bubs:
Well, you just gotta *earn* 'em.

Homestar Runner:
How should I do that?

[He decides to do a Reagan impression]

Homestar Runner:
[leaning over; low voice] Well... well... Nancy and I... economics... well... rap music... jellybeans... well... we... probably had a... pet...

Bubs:
That's the worst Ronald Reagan impression I've ever heard!

Homestar Runner:
*Ronald* Reagan? I was doing my Keanu Reagan!

Bubs:
[handing Homestar an old toilet brush] Just take this terlet brush and get out of here!