Homestarrunner.com: Everything Else, Volume 22006

[Coach Z comes to The House That Gave Sucky Treats dressed as Humpty Hump]

Coach Z:
[rapping] Doot-doo-doot-doo, and I'll drink up all the Hennessy you got on your shelf, but first let me introduce myself. My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an "oach Z."

[the player gives him Boston Baked Beans]

Coach Z:
You know, I once knew a fellow in Boston 'could tell you the time of the day at any time of the day. You'd say, "Say there, Boston, what's the time of day?" And he'd say, "10:30." And you'd look at him and say, "But Boston, it's half past noon." And he'd look back at you and say, "Well, those are the breaks."