Homestarrunner.com: Everything Else, Volume 22006

[the characters are celebrating Halloween with a festival for the occasion. Strong Sad is doing Halloween-themed haiku]

Strong Sad:
[reciting a haiku] This night, black as pitch. Doom from inside me wells up. Pray I don't get egged.

[Strong Bad and his posse walk up. The Cheat is hiccuping]

Strong Bad:
I don't know or care what a hai-oo-ku is, but we need to scare The Cheat.

Strong Sad:
Ooh, I got just the thing. [he recites another haiku] Rapping at the door. Fills up ag?d pillow case. So sick of Smarties.

Strong Bad:
Oh, I get it. Let me try one. [he does a haiku of his own] A butt for a face. Little brother: dork, dork, dork. Stay out of my room. [the Cheat hiccups again] Sorry, The Cheat. Looks like we gotta find some other way to scare the ever-loving hiccups out of you.

Strong Sad:
You don't *scare* the hiccups out of somebody. You gotta *laugh* them out.

Strong Bad:
Whoa, that sounds like a segue.