Homestarrunner.com: Everything Else, Volume 22006

[Coach Z and Strong Sad are standing next to a rope in the middle of a field]

Coach Z:
Come on, Strong Sad, I knows you can do it! Just cram a little oompah down your pants and you'll be up that rope in no time!

Strong Sad:
Look, I'm willing to ignore that "oompah down my pants" comment, but I'm more concerned with what that rope is attached to.

Coach Z:
Never you mind! Just get to climbin'.

Strong Sad:
Coach Z, ropes are for dopes.

Coach Z:
What's that jargle? Scripture? You quotin' Scripture?

Strong Sad:
No, it's a quote from Saddy Dumpington, the legendary folk hero I made up.

Coach Z:
Sounds kinda like a terlet if you ask me.