How to Have an Accident in the Home1956

J.J. Fate:
[about Donald] He wouldn't think about going over Niagara Falls in a barrel, but this particular maneuver is called: "Falling Down Stairs." There are many ways of doing this if you aren't careful. The "Bumps-a-daisy Half Twist"...

[Donald sets a TV set down at the top of the stairs, his feet get tangled in the cord and it falls down taking him with it]

J.J. Fate:
"Jelly roll"...

[Donald trips and gets wrapped up in the red rug and rolls down the stairs in it]

J.J. Fate:
"Catapult High Dive"...

[Donald steps onto a loose stair board and it sends him into the air]

J.J. Fate:
"Climbing Mount Everest"...

[Donald carries many, many heavy things upstairs and he falls back down with them]

J.J. Fate:
"Riding a Rolly Coaster"!

[Donald slips into a toy wagon and goes down the stairs]

J.J. Fate:
Now Mr. Duck doesn't take chances, he's just careless.

[Donald leans against the banister and it breaks sending him down to the first floor]

J.J. Fate:
Oh yes! That's one I forgot to mention.

Donald Duck:
[angrily] That's the last straw! [cleans up the house to make it much safer] I'm going to work, where it's safe!