If You Only Knew2000

Tom:
Sam, let me ask you something. When you needed a friend, was Parker a friend?

Samantha:
What?

Tom:
And when you needed a lover, wasn't Parker a great lover?

Samantha:
GOOD lover.

Tom:
Really? Because I seem to remember you saying, "Oh, Tom, he's such a great lover!"

Samantha:
Okay! Okay.

Tom:
And when you needed a gay roommate, wasn't Parker a gay roommate?

Samantha:
Tom, what's your point?

Tom:
Just this - that ever since I've known you, you've never been able to find the kind of man who was everything you needed... until now.