Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special2008

[last lines]

Jeff Dunham:
[reading "The Night Before Christmas"] "He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle..."

Peanut:
"Gotta go quick, 'cause there's a cop with a pistol."

Jeff Dunham:
"But I heard him exclaim ere he drove out of sight..."

Peanut:
"'Merry Christmas to all! Oh, crap, I ran over your bike!'"

Jeff Dunham:
[to audience] You guys have been a great audience! Thanks for coming tonight!