Jeff Dunham: All Over the Map

     

Jeff Dunham: All Over the Map2014

Stars: Jeff Dunham, Jeff Rothpan
Rating: TV-14
Runtime: 83 minutes



Jeff Dunham:
Well Achmed, we've been going all over the place.

Achmed:
We have.

Jeff Dunham:
Do you know where we are?

Achmed:
Well, we've been going so many places, I'd lost track. [looks out at the audience] And we... um... um... what's with all the Jews?

Jeff Dunham:
We're in Israel.

Achmed:
[laughs] That's so funny, yeah, OK, Israel. Yeah, that's really funny. [sees Jeff is serious] What?

Jeff Dunham:
We're in Tel Aviv.

Achmed:
[whimpers, shudders] As in Israeli army? Holy crap. Well, I'm already dead, what the hell.

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