Jeff Foxworthy: Totally Committed1998

Jeff Foxworthy:
I still don't know how much is the appropriate amount for a urine sample.

[laughter]

Jeff Foxworthy:
Why won't they just put a line on that cup?

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Jeff Foxworthy:
Every time I'm at the doctor, I'm in the bathroom for twenty or thirty minutes having an argument with myself.

[laughter]

Jeff Foxworthy:
"Oh, that's too much."

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Jeff Foxworthy:
"I take that out there, they're just going to start laughing."

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Jeff Foxworthy:
"Tell you what, I am pouring a little bit of that back."

[pantomimes doing so]

Jeff Foxworthy:
"Uh oh."

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Jeff Foxworthy:
"See, I'll bet I'll need more than that."

[laughter]

Jeff Foxworthy:
"All right, I'll top that off."

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