Mass Effect 32012

Garrus Vakarian:
Everybody was fighting the Rachni, trying to push them back through the relay. Finally the Krogan were turned loose and stopped them.

Javik:
I see.

Garrus Vakarian:
But when the Krogan rebelled, we had to deploy the genophage to stop them. Wasn't the only rebellion. A thousand years later, the Geth revolted against the Quarians. That was a whole other war. Then along came the humans. My own people tangled with them for a while. And now, to top it all off, we've got the Reapers. What about you?

Javik:
The Oravores fought the Densorin. The Enduromi conquered the Vandomar. And the Zha'til turned against the Zha.

Garrus Vakarian:
So... I guess nobody really ever gets their act together.

Javik:
The Synril claimed to have found the path to eternal peace.

Garrus Vakarian:
What happened?

Javik:
The Ditakur preferred war and wiped them out.

Garrus Vakarian:
I hope you guys had alcohol.