Mass Effect 32012

Commander Shepard - Male:
What're you up to now, Zaeed?

Zaeed Massani:
Next time another clone of yours tries stealing your life, we'll have a nice little surprise rigged for them. Isn't that right, Garrus?

Garrus Vakarian:
[Over Zaeed's radio] Spared no expense.

Zaeed Massani:
So, in walks your clone, takes a look around, sees this great hot tub and says to themself, "hey, I fancy a dip."

Garrus Vakarian:
Big mistake.

Zaeed Massani:
Huge. The minute they put so much as a toe in the water, a timer starts counting down.

Commander Shepard - Male:
To what?

Zaeed Massani:
Arma-f***ing-geddon. Thirty seconds later, this baby heats right up.

Commander Shepard - Male:
And then what?

Zaeed Massani:
You ever swim a few laps on the surface of the sun? No? Well, your clone will be. Heh-heh. That'll teach 'em.

Commander Shepard - Male:
But what if I want to use the hot tub?

Zaeed Massani:
Covered that. It's keyed to your DNA.

Commander Shepard - Male:
But a clone would have the same DNA as me.

Zaeed Massani:
Goddamned clone.