Monster House2006

Zee:
I'm just creeped out. You know, I saw an ambulance here today.

Bones:
So...

Zee:
So, maybe Nebbercracker really did die.

Bones:
We should be so lucky, the guy was evil.

Zee:
No, he was just a grumpy old dude.

Bones:
Oh really? Zee? When I was 10 years old. I had a kite. Awesome kite. I could fly it so high you couldn't see it. One day, it crashed down, I followed the string, and it landed right over there, across the street right on the edge of his lawn.

Zee:
Awww, did he take your kite?

Bones:
Yeah, he takes everything that lands on his lawn. But that's not the point, the point is, I saw him talking to his house, and kissing it. Besides, everybody knows what he did to his wife.

Zee:
Why? What? What did he do to her?

Bones:
He ate her! [jumps on top of Zee]