No Strings Attached2011/I

Shira:
You bringing Adam to the Christmas party tonight?

Emma:
No. Things were getting too intense so we decided not to see each other until we hook up with other people.

Shira:
Okay. Yes. Good! We are getting laid tonight. This is going to be like Sideways only you're Paul Giamatti and I'm the guy who gets laid.

Emma:
I can't get laid?

Shira:
No. Tonight is about me, Emma. I'm feeling hot. I'm feeling good. I'm wearing bikini bottoms because my other underwear is dirty. Alright, we're hot. You feel hot?

Emma:
[shrugs] No one threw up on me today.

Shira:
We're sluts, Emma. We're dirty, dirty sluts!

Emma:
Okay.

Shira:
Remember, we're sluts!