Nostradamus-kokos2012

Lebdan:
[after Nostradamus-chicken predicted that they will lose] What is this? My great grandfather was the biggest victim during World War I! How he sacrifised himself!

Epikur:
[Rips his shirt in anger] This is all the fault of those Illuminati! And those Masons! They foiled this! She is leading her nation into doom... That crazy chicken! Did she go mad? What is wrong with her?

[his cap falls off]

Lebdan:
It's all right, Epicurus. Calm down, my friend... Are we really going to worry ourselves... Because of a stinky, dirty chicken?

Epikur:
[calms down and starts to laugh] All that stress because of a cellulite, fat chicken?

Lebdan:
[points at the screen of the laptop showing the chicken] And look what an ugly comb she has!

Epikur:
[starts laughing even more. After a while, he becomes serious] I read that those Dominique chickens helped Ottomans to conquer us in the 15th century! They did not want to lay eggs for us, but just for them! And now we should take notice of these... Quislings! No way! Prigorke are winning nonetheless!

Lebdan:
That's right! We will win!

Epikur:
Yes!

Kornelija:
[Knocks and enters their office] And? What did the Nostradamus-chicken predict?

Epikur:
[after a short hesitation] That we will win, of course!

[His cap falls off again]

Lebdan:
We will win! With a 100 goals of difference! All the matches till the end! We will win the world cup!

Kornelija:
Can I see the video recording?

Epikur:
[closes the laptop and hides it] Nostradamus-chicken advised us not to watch TV or Internet! Those are the new rules! Do not watch anything until the match!

Lebdan:
That's right, that's right... No TV! No games, soap operas, cinema and such nonsense!

Kornelija:
But why should we train when we will win anyway? Nostradamus-chicken predicted it!

Lebdan:
Don't argue with me! That's the way it goes with prophecies! Give me all your mobile phones, all until the last one of you!