Postal

     

Postal2007

Stars: Zack Ward, Dave Foley, Chris Coppola, Jackie Tohn
Genre: Action, Comedy, Thriller
Rating: R
Runtime: 100 minutes

Postal may refer to: The Italian name for Burgstall, South Tyrol in northern Italy Paul Postal (born 1936), American linguist Postal (video game series), a series of computer games launched in 1997 Postal (video game), first entry in the series Pos… more »


Richard:
[about the terrorists] They only want to spread the flu in the United States. So, in order to fufil the prophecy in Dave's bible, we must wipe out the entire planet... WHICH brings us to you, Mr. Verne Troyer!

Verne Troyer:
[to Uncle Dave] If he wrote anything about me in that book, you and I are gonna have a serious problem!

Richard:
[Reading from Dave's Bible] And you shall know that the final day of reckoning will be at hand because on that day, a tiny entertainer will be RAPED by A THOUSAND MONKEYS!

Verne Troyer:
That's it! I'm gonna kick your f***ing ass!

Uncle Dave:
[regretfully] I'm so sorry, but- [gets attacked by Verne Troyer]

Richard:
[as the Babes are restraining Verne] No! Stop him! Stop him! We must do as God commands! BRING ON THE MONKEYS!

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