Pretty Persuasion2005

Kimberly Joyce:
Okay, it is time to open up my Big Bag of Fun. These are assorted items that I've stolen from Dad for our consumption this evening. Item number one, Dad's wine-flavored cigars.

Brittany Wells:
Ech, don't those things make you cough?

Kimberly Joyce:
No, they're cigars, you don't have to swallow - I mean, inhale. [offers one to Randa]

Randa:
No thanks.

Kimberly Joyce:
Are you sure, Randa? To become succesful actresses, you have to learn how to smoke them. It's trendy.

Brittany Wells:
That's true.

Randa:
No thank you, I do not smoke.

Kimberly Joyce:
Okay... Uh, item number two, one of my dad's many *many* pornos - Titty Lickers 2: The Search for Golden Curlies.

Brittany Wells:
Ew! Why would we wanna watch a porno?

Kimberly Joyce:
'Cause they're funny. Besides, we have to teach Randa about sex and this is the best way to learn. And item number three - and I could get into real real trouble if I got caught with these - Dad's Twinkies.

Brittany Wells:
Eh - too fattening.

Kimberly Joyce:
Would you *please* stop criticizing everything in my Big Bag of Fun? I spent a lot of time putting this together!