Strongbad_email.exe: Disc Six2008

[Strong Bad talks about what cereals have what kind of prizes in them to go for the ones with toys in them]

Strong Bad:
The first hazard you have to watch out for is cereals with anything grown in Iowa in the name. You know, corn, wheat, oats, hogs, fundamentally-sound college basketball players. Please, do stay away from these. Those cereals only ever put fitness-related crap in specially marked boxes. [he shows a step counter and speaks sarcastically] Oh, great. I can count how many steps I took today. [Next, he shows a defibrillator and again speaks sarcastically] Fantastic. I can restart my heart if it stops. [normal voice] What you do want to look for are cereals with sound effects in the name: smacks, pops, puffs, blasts, and, um, gunshots in a crowded mall. You know, the kind with the squarish, sugared pieces of Styrofoam that they claim are marshmallows. These are guaranteed to have a nice, big reach-your-nasty-unwashed-hand-straight-to-the-bottom-of-the-box toy in it.