Strongbad_email.exe: Disc Six2008

[Strong Bad is at a booth for the On Point Kings at the Vaguely Military Career Fair. He wears an eye-patch and a fake mustache]

Strong Bad:
Excuse me, Ganglo-Saxon. You look like the type of kid that gets his lunch handed to him daily. Well, if you'd like to be the lunch-handerer for a change... [raises one of his boxing-glove-clad hands, which has a robotic claw on it]... then boy, do the On Point Kings have a brochure for you! [shows a brochure] It's a Roman trifold printed on 65-pound card-stock.

[he shows off the various features of the brochure]

Strong Bad:
Fourteen-point Helvetica, laid out using Quark Express! A *pirated version* of Quark Express! [shows a section of the brochure showing pictures of the On Point Kings in action] We specialize in black ops, brown ops, and the occasional beige op.

[he shows off a "classified" clip of Strong Badia, where The Cheat, also wearing a mustache does a game of hopscotch]

Strong Bad:
C'mon, The Cheat, go for sixies! Sixies! [cut back to Strong Bad at the booth]

Strong Bad:
How do you ever expect to get an eye-patch, mustache, or robotic arm like this... [clanks the claw of his robotic arm] clank, clank... unless you join up with a shady band of missionaries? Oh, crap, I did it again! Mercenaries, I meant mercenaries! We do bad stuff!