Strongbad_email.exe: Disc Six2008

E-mail:
[with Strong Bad reading] Dear Strong Bad, I attended a slumber party and there was nothing but a lame game of Uno. I ask you, what types of slumber parties should one attend or ignore? Sincerely, Thomas O. from NY. [Strong Bad reads "NY" as "N-Y"]

Strong Bad:
[typing response] So it was just you and Uno? Like, no other people or sleeping bags or R-rated movies? Uh, you probably shoulda skipped that one. Family card games are notorious for hosting the worst slumber parties. [Strong Bad is seen sitting at a table, staring at a stack of cards]

Strong Bad:
[flatly] Thanks for inviting me, Skip-Bo. [cut back to Strong Bad typing at his computer] But let's say you get invited to a slumber party by a carbon-based lifeform. The first thing you wanna look at is the popularity of the host. According to Coolguy's Law, the popularity of the host is inversely proportional to the amount of fun you can have at their house. You got nothin' to lose! You can tear that place apart and dislocate all the younger siblings' shoulders you want. It's not like you're ever goin' back there again. [Strong Bad and Homestar are seen in the latter's bedroom, with various sledgehammers smashed in the wall and Strong Bad holding a sledgehammer]

Homestar Runner:
What did you say the name of this family card game was again, Strong Bad?

Strong Bad:
This is called Find The Load-Bearer. You never played this before?

Homestar Runner:
No. [sees two axes stuck in his bed] Find The Load-Bearer, Bed Axe... I never heard of any of these games we're playing.