The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother1975

Jenny Hill:
How do you do? My name is Bessie Bellwood.

Sigerson Holmes:
LIAR!

Jenny Hill:
Oh! You don't fool around, do you? How do you know that I'm not Bessie Bellwood?

Sigerson Holmes:
[singing] There's no harm in taking a kiss/It's never missed...

Jenny Hill:
[singing next line] If I'd known that love was like this, should I have kissed?

Sigerson Holmes:
[singing] Love's a game if you are clever/Play your cards and go...

Jenny Hill:
[singing next line] Love with me will last forever/That is all I know - chorus! - But you don't love as I love...

Sigerson Holmes:
All right, all right, enough!

[singing]

Sigerson Holmes:
Piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy poo/Cried the farmer's daughter, Phyllis...

Jenny Hill:
[hesitant singing] Piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy, pig - Well, I don't think I know that one.

Sigerson Holmes:
Pity! Next time you decide to impersonate a music hall singer who's been dead for the past twelve years, I suggest you learn her full repertoire! Won't you come in, MISS LIAR?