The Alf Garnett Saga1972

Passenger:
This is a non-smoking compartment, Sir.

Alf Garnett:
I can read, can't I?

Passenger:
There are smoking compartments you know?

Alf Garnett:
And for your information, Mr Clever Dick, they're all bloody-well full, aren't they?

Passenger:
Smoking is a filthy, disgusting and dangerous habit.

Alf Garnett:
Dangerous? Dangerous? For your information, the money what come out of the tobacco tax last year was enough to pay for your National Health Service. It's the only thing that keeps the country solvent, innit? Dangerous! Cor blimey, if your country's involved in a war, you can't refuse to come to the colours just because it's bloody dangerous, can yer? People like you who give up smoking because it's dangerous ought to be given white feathers for cowardice, mate. Yeah. I'm smoking for England. And the Queen.